I love black thongs
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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