Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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