Welp...herpes.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
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