dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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