I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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