i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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