I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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