Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just had sex bonerless
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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