i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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