Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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