I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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