Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
He is an equal opportunity slut.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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