Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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