Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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