stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
And then he peed in my hair
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