You surviving the open bar?
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Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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