I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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