That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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