Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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