So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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