he puts the penis in happiness.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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