Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!