What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.