I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack