yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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