I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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