you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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