i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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