We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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