we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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