We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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