Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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