i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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