I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
you had me at cake vodka
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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