Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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