How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds