They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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