I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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