There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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