i can't believe i had my finger in that
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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You took a bar mat shot.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You dont lie about slip and slides
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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