Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy