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I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'

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And I thought

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Fuck I do that shit every weekend

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(586): I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself' (586): And I thought (586): Fuck I do that shit every weekend http://tfl.nu/q5n0

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I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?

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haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.

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... oops

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(217): I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity? (847): haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that. (217): ... oops http://tfl.nu/gsy7

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I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.

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Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.

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(206): I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light. (1-206): Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had. http://tfl.nu/n63r

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm starting a business if you want to get involved

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oh boy

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Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings

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(781): I'm starting a business if you want to get involved (1-781): oh boy (781): Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings http://tfl.nu/e1eb

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.

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(505): Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before. http://tfl.nu/42ka

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(434): View more from Virginia

KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.

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(434): KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS. http://tfl.nu/51z5

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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga

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(414): It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga http://tfl.nu/cqgc

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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.

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(717): Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision. http://tfl.nu/qwmb

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?

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the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.

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(506): I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer? (902): the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka. http://tfl.nu/rxlv

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(301): View more from Maryland

He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"

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Soulmates.

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(301): He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?" (1-301): Soulmates. http://tfl.nu/8tiz

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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.

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(414): I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting. http://tfl.nu/tfdu

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(219): View more from Indiana

They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.

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(219): They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves. http://tfl.nu/j0o7

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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?

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(801): I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right? http://tfl.nu/y4tp

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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?

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(201): Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend? http://tfl.nu/zwy0

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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind

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(859): I'm two sheets to the sexual wind http://tfl.nu/hwsp

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