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  so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  No period for spring break; use this wisely.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%

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  And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...

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  YOU ARE MY HERO

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  He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????

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• (607): View more from New York

  Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?

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  I think so and I think we were sober.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.

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