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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again

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• (818): View more from California

  I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.

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• (845): View more from New York

  u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap

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• (510): View more from California

  i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember

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• (408): View more from California

  Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.

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  Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly

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  I approve this so hard.

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• (27): View more from South Africa

  You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship

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