you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just found puke in my bra..
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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