Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?