no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay