You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.