I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.