The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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