wrigley field is MILF paradise
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
