I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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