I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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