Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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