I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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