Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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