I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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